Old men and throwing up are my life now.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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