I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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