Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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