Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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