Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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