Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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