..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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