I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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