You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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