I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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