my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He did a backflip because drugs
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