Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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