The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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