Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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