By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
