My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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