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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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