Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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