everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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