Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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