I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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