idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i already hear my dad disowning me
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
he's gonorrhea incarnate
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We have started to decorate penises.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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