Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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