WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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