You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
that is very illegal...i love you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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