Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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