Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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