Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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