Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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