my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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