brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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