The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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