in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Green mimosas i think yes
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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