do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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