Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
