Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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