If i come over, it means nothing
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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