for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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