Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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