My room smells like vodka and shame
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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