your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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