we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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