I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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