i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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