He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
