so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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