Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
ttyl tear gas
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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