dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
