maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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