I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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