so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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