Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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